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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1133 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.