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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5479 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 92 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.