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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 891 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.