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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1123 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5839 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.