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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4972 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.