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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 301 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
