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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8977 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.