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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 313 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6453 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.