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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1791 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 3165 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.