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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 7958
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY