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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mines Excavated: 2823
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY