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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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