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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY