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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Animals Bred: 115 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY