Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY