Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 54 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
Farms Harvested: 511 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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