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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9143 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
so, come join our epic minecraft server where chickens cross roads all the time! like, seriously, they have their own little chicken crossing signs and everything. it’s a clucking good time, i tell ya!
and get this, our server is run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of mud and hay. they even have their own little piggy parliament where they discuss important issues like who gets the last carrot.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yeah, we have one of those too. but be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of ninja sheep who will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their loot.
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or ride a magic unicorn into battle. anything is possible in this crazy world we’ve created.
