ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Items Found:	1883
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Towns Built:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Potions Brewed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4388
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magic Items Found:	7336	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4090	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	508	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8558
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	407909	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Dragon Eggs Found:	3604
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8446	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Here at Ember MC, we aim to provide our players with the best gameplay & community. Currently we have a survival economy based server released where you are free to build, grind & fight your way to the top.– Crates – Ranks – Quests – Jobs – Pyro Fishing – Daily Rewards – Vote Rewards – Server Events – In-game cosmetics

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchantments Applied:	216
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net