Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

What does Ardania have to offer? -> A freebuild construction world (20,000×20,000) with a capital -> Farm worlds (Nether, End and Normal) -> Currency system, jobs/professions and shops -> A promotion system with newcomers, players & regulars -> Home points, player portals, guild portals and world hub -> An event world with some minigames like Mobarena, Spleef and others -> A dungeon world with different instances -> A PvP world and a Jump’N’Run world -> Building contests or community projects in the creative building world -> More features like weddings, guilds and much more!Server-IP: Server.Ardania.de Website: Ardania.de Discord: Discord.Ardania.de

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5935	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1860
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2306
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6744	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

AcentraMC is a rising Minecraft Network, which offers an enjoyable experience for its fellow community. Join us to try our amazing gamemodes!Gamemodes: – Annhilation – Ranked Bedwars – Practice – Prison – Creative – Skyblock & more…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Animals Bred:	61	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.