Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

– 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x. Why not come and explore our servers. You can also choose from Minigames (Park Age), Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial (survival), or our Dark Server, a twist on survival. If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Industrial, Oneblock & Skyblock). * Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings – all servers. * Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests. * Go mining, discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs. * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny Industrial Oneblock & Skyblock). * Rise to the challenge of our other in-game quests/challenges. * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish etc. We are looking forward to saying hello.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	809
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magic Items Found:	3591	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	724	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5908

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.