Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5410

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1996	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	624	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ForestBlock! The next EarthSMP to take the Minecraft Community by storm! Featuring tons of custom plugins & textures, ForestBlock’s quality will leave you astounded. We offer tons of cool never seen before features such as Custom Fishing, Custom Farming, a new take on the classic Auction House experience and so much more!Take part in community events including Fishing Events & Events hosted by Server Admins for rewarding prizes!We have modern custom Vehicles on ForestBlock! Fly into battle with your team, or maybe even sail a boat! The choice is yours, the possibilites are endless.ForestBlock awaits you…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7823
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.