Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Towns Built:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Star Daze

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

100% Survival server with ranks & custom plugins such as, warps, spawners, sethomes, colored texted and more! Make new friends and play survival, everyone is welcomed! We would love to see new players!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Worldwide MC Alliance

The Australian Multi-Purpose Server

It is recommended that you visit our website to get detailed information on all our features, current and future, and other useful pages (like Dynmap)! Looking for a server where you can play almost any game type, but still have the comfort of being part of a community? The the Worldwide Minecraft Alliance is probably for you.

We are an Australian-hosted Australian-run multi-purpose server that is constantly evolving to include features requested by players. At the moment, you can spend most of your time playing Survival, Creative or Skyblock, while on days when you feel like playing something else, join other players in any of our minigames.

Current Available Features

Survival (as vanilla as possible, with obvious warp, teleportation, and protection), Creative (plot-based, 100×100, impossible to grief), SkyBlock (play by yourself or with some friends)

Capture The Flag (requires at least 2 people per team), Spleef (quite a large arena), Mob Arena (fight mobs like there’s no tomorrow), Paintball (the latest and greatest in snowball-throwing fun), Hunger Games (with the Survival Games 2 map)

Chess (both small boards and large ones, against friends or bots), Battleships (the classic game), Connect Four (also known as four-in-a-row), Tetris (single player, classic, fun)

Current Rules & Regulations

Here are the basics: We don’t allow griefing, stealing, spam, or abuse. No PvP in Survival. Hacks and mods that we believe are unfair are not allowed. We don’t give staff positions to anyone we don’t trust. No advertising other servers. Read them all in detail here.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fawnserver

Survival

a friendly survival server where you can have fun and survive with me and build giant bases that go to height limit.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreepThis

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

minecraft server

Survival

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

222craft.net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

RPG Survival Server. Storyline, Ranks, mcMMO, Competitions, Server Wide Economy, Trade, Shops, Minigames, Mob & PvP Arenas, Tournaments, Fanfictions, Expansions, more…

99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DuelsSea

PvP

A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

World of Bros

Economy, Survival

WoB (World Of bros) is a strong, close community built off of trust. we have good admins watching for greifers and good support. We have a money system and shops to buy things. i think you will like our server. go check out the website for more info worldofbros.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Infinity Minecraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2188	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocks and Gold

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MysticalLandz

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ores Mined:	5290

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Torinet

Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

Now with Hunger Games!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.