Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6107	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Limegaming

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	757565
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!