Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ViperSplit

Hey guys join this server please

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftPimp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars

Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Realm Adventures

3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MCServer

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VirtualCraft

A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TownyWarCraft

Economy, Parkour, Raiding, Towny

Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

mc.townywarcraft.com

Join today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BawsPvP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	128740	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EthosCraft

EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

-Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BrekPvP

A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

1201creative, 1201freebuild, 1201noplots, 1201release, 1201server, 1201skyblock, 1201survival, 120server, 120skyblock, 120update, 120x, 7yearsold, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Contests, Creative, Freebuild, freedom, Noplots, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Worldedit

Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

Worlds[Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[FB] – Superflat creative world.[Wild] – Default terrain creative world[Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[SkyB] – SkyBlock world[HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

Rules[1] No griefing.[2] No harassment.[3] No rude language; we are PG.[4] No offensive buildings. [5] Do not beg for ranks.[6] Do not advertise other servers.[7] Respect the staff and other members. [8] Have Fun! :^)[9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[13] No politics.[14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Animals Bred:	120	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HooptiesWorld

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Rankup. Become a Legend.

Similar in nature to Prison servers. The only difference is that instead of unlocking some new /warp area to mine and grief in, you unlock new permissions. From the basics like /msg , /tpa , /warp all the way up to /nick , /book , /ignore , /hat , /fly The higher up the rank ladder you climb. The more Permissions you will get on the server. Do you have what it takes to become a legend and join the ‘Hall of Legends”

We offer: creative, survival , mini-games such as spleef and hide and seek. and also a fun exploration world. The server is well over 3 years old. with a lot of long time players who have been with us for 3 years now.( so that should tell you something about the server)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Royalty Kraft

Ip:173.236.60.84

Medieval Ranks PvE PvP World Features: -Absolutely No Lag -Website (royaltykraft.enjin.com) -30 Slots make this a “just the right size” server -Protection Plugin -Amazing Spawn -Caring and Experienced Staff -No confusing signs, spawn with a server book -A Kits Donation System -Pvp World w/ Leaderboard -Skyblock -Spleef -4 Parkour Maps -A Plugin to record every minute of your playtime

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Türkiye

Best Turkish Server Ever, Come And Take Your Place.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.