Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9881	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	7124

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RPGFactions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreeperCommunity

We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

We are looking forward to you

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4629	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonEyePvp

Welcome to DragonEyePvp! We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.

We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Voltzinators

This is a 2.0.4 Voltz server with small community gaming hoping for more players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cuboid Crunch RAID

Greetings! Cuboid Crunch is a multi-server community. We feature Creative, Role-Play, and a Raid server. Joining each server is simple. Right-Click the item in your hand, and then click the icon for the server For instance, click the TNT, to go to the Raid server.

On Raid, Griefing, Stealing, PvP, etc are all allowed! We do ask that you keep swearing and caps to a minimum, although they are allowed. All staff positions are taken, although we do need players! So invite your friends; even your enemies. Have Fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

destructioncraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LegionCraft

(LEGIONCRAFT) What kind of server is this? -Legioncraft is a hosted server where players get to do a variety of activities with different worlds

What can I do on this server? -Currently, server is just survival, but custom kits, minigames, skyblock, and many more activities are coming soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OtakuCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Join Today @ OtakuCraft.co.uk We are a Worldwide community of Otaku’s,Anime Lovers, Cosplayers Who own a Minecraft Server, on the Behalf of Anime-JP Cosplays

Our Server had a wide range of plugins as well as giving new players a Home when they join, Players can Donate for as little as 10p for creative and Diamond Status on the server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	196	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!