Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pagemaster

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Server Address/IP:s19.hosthorde.com:25666 Version: 1.12.2 Game Play Type/s: [SMP] [Towny] [McMMO] [Jobs] [VoteCrate] [CrazyAuction] [ArtMap]

Player Slots: 80 Server Ram: 6144 MB NEW MAP!! Description: PageMaster is a strong server quickly approaching two years of being active online! We have a lot of great events that take place through out every month including fun activities such as Creative Day Contests! Players come and go but we hope to grow larger to be able to have more fun! We have plenty of mini games that are either run by our staff or by automation, as well as some amazing builders. This is a Survival PvE Server; while there are a few PvP arenas and games, there is no raiding, and no PvPing outside of designated zones. We promote group towns and trade/shops. We aid to help make large builds and creative fun. We are also LGTBQ friendly, and have many members and staff that identify as LGTBQ. Come check us out! Offical Rules : http://pagemaster.enjin.com/rules Rules: No Griefing, Stealing, Raiding/Do not Advertise other servers./NO SPAM/Mild Cursing is allowed./No Hacks, Cheats, or Exploits of any kind!/ Keep things PG13 at least./Do not make any Lagmachines(including Jumping Fountains), Duplicators, or Death Traps. Owner / Admins / Engineers / Moderators: Chronosaga, OnlyManOnMars / Panguien07 / ColdSteal / Norbertcat, Runnah, Amras4 Plugins: [Towny] [TownyChat] [McMMo] [Citizens] [WorldBorders] [LWC] [PlayerHeads] [LogBlock] [Dynmap] [CraftBook] [jobs] [crazy auctions] [cratesplus]

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BermudaNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

wubwub

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9764	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Chroma Hills

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The server is currently in an open development stage where we invite all of our players, old and new, to join our server and help us make our gamemodes the best they can be! Current gamemodes include:

Survival & Chromageddon

Our basic survival server gives you the bare necessities to survive with a few helpful additions. Includes extras such as McMMO, trading system, and claims.

Do you think you have what it takes to conquer the land of Chroma Hills at it’s worst? Come and try our most challenging gamemode yet with custom trading system, challenges, and much more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Amentrix

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

The Amentrix Minecraft server is truly revolutionary with its combination of Creative, Survival and Mini-game play styles in one server. We pride ourselves on our friendly staff and community and look forward to seeing you soon!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Trollcraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Lobby Server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AquilaMc

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.

we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.

Founder-toxiccoke

Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16

Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT

Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VeteranCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!

•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7201	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

McGrimsCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OnlineKlubben

Economy, PvP, Survival

Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.

As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.

Chummy Club greetings Online Club

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hunger games

Hardcore

Awesome

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JigokuCraft

Creative, Roleplay

JigokuCraft is a creative server using the PlotSquared plugin that allow players to build on a 80 by 80 block wide land surrounded by grass. Players have the ability to switch their game modes if they wish to PvP or for other purposes. Roleplaying is highly encouraged therefore it is supported along with special privileges such as the ability to marry others followed by economy to make your roleplaying experience more immersive. WorldEdit can be obtained by voting for the server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ValleyCraft

Survival

A nice server. We speak English/Dutch.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Social Kingdom

PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Social Kingdom is a Nordic server owned by Rudomeister and L1nd4. Our server is based on PvP and survival, and has several popular plugins to enhance the gaming experience. Among other things, we have mcMMO, LWC, chestshop, logblock and towny.

We are concerned that the server should be as user-friendly as possible. That is why we have placed great emphasis on reducing opportunities for cheating among players and staff.

Welcome you shall be 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GetWrecked

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

GetWrecked.net is not an ordinary server. This server has been designed to be enjoyed by anyone who strives to be the best. With our competitive community and very balanced economy, you’re guaranteed to have a great experience. We take pride in knowing that we’ve been the first to design and use some of the most popular plugins used throughout the Minecraft community. GetWrecked.net is not only run by the staff team, but it is run by a group of experienced players that know what the community really wants for the server. We’re dedicated to bring you the most enjoyable Minecraft experience as possible and we hope you would join us.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.