Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExclusiveGaming

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

ExclusiveGaming We offer a unique and and awesome new way of playing factions. With over three years of minecraft knowledge and one year of minecraft server development, we understand what the player loves to do and how they like it done it a factions server. We offer the best that we can for the cracked community. Join our server today and have the best experience of your life. Enjoy playing minecraft with a great community and caring staff members.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PCNetwork

Prison

Welcome To PCN-Network! Brand new prison server With blocks: C -B-A-Ender-Elite-Free-Citizen-Nobe-Royal-King

Best Prison server Out There! Join Now!!!! 172.245.31.114:25565

Our staff is amazing, Awesome mines, decoration, Just amazing! Join Now to the Awesomest prison server you can join Hope you have fun! Cya there -Pass

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	544	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8283	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Towny Crafters 2.0

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny Crafters is back! Some people might have remembered a little server called Towny Crafters. Well two of the players from that server (which is us) started it back up! We thank the previous Towny Crafters staff for inspiring us to make such a great server. Join now and come join the fun. Make Towns, Roleplay. Survive! Build! Create! Make a kingdom, a city, a whole new Universe (not really, but u can try, lol), and much more. We hope to see you there, and maybe a couple familiar faces =)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Survival Blocks

Survival

Brilliant for surviving got a new group called TheLegends and we will give you lots of good stuff in this server plz dont ask for staff and stuff plz join and we will get you fitted in ;D

Owner: Mikeasfr Co-Owner: Pie Commander: ImPiggy

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Troys lost Battalion PvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

So you want a server of difficulty eh? Well why not try this bad boy for size eh?

We have MCMMO (like every other pvp server) Factions (same) Faction mobs. You can even fly your own ships/bases useing Autocraft.

This is a cracked server with a not annoying login plugin and is pvp/Not whitelisted.

Dosent sound like your thing? you can join our main server Troy’s lost Battalion. that one is white-listed. more info on the website http://troysbattalian.webs.com/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DommHD.nitrado.net

Survival

We have freebuild but also Spleef and SurvivalGames and that WITHOUT LAGGS just for you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tracker SMP (VANILLA BASED PVP SERVER) [1.16.X – 1.20.X]

Events, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SEASON 1 DETAILS / INFORMATION

ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀ 5 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ᴅᴜᴇʟs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ (ʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ)ᴠᴀɴɪʟʟᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏsᴛʏʟᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴏʀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴsᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴᴛɪ ʟᴀɢ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴘᴠᴘᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛʟᴏɢ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅɪsᴀʙʟᴇs ᴇʟʏᴛʀᴀs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ10 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴀʀʟ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴅᴏᴡɴsᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀs (ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 25ᴋ x 25ᴋ) (ᴇɴᴅ/ɴᴇᴛʜᴇʀ 10ᴋ x 10ᴋ)ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 10 sᴛᴀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʟᴏɢʀᴀᴍs ᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴡɴᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴇsᴘ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛᴇʀsᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ

Join today for an amazing pvp / gaming experience! Connect With: trackersmp.com

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DoD Edge Network

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

DoD Edge Network is a unique Spigot enabled server for the following features:

– Skyblock with Custom Islands and Challenges. – MCMMO – Parkour – Player Shops – Dungeons – PvP – Custom Mobs – Custom Bosses – Custom Loot – Quests +Much more coming soon!

Earn /fly and other awesome rewards for voting for us!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Creativity

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

creativity is a cool server with fun minigames and towny. As you explore in our survival have a pet follow you around!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Poomcraft Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Pixelmon and Vanilla Mobs in one world, THIS IS MADDNESS. Welcome to real survival Pixlemon

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tri Kraft

Economy, Survival

Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ColtPVP

Factions, PvP

This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Magnet Craft

Prison

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.