Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Player’s Assembly is a community driven factions, warfare, economy, and RPG server. We’ve been operating since 2012, and have been branded as both ‘Harbor Way’ and ‘AuburnMC’. This server places an emphasis on plugins and datapacks related to technology, warfare, transportation, and general aesthetics. Player’s Assembly also features a working proximity voice chat that allows players to talk to each other in-game while connected to correct Discord channel. A full list of datapcks & plugins are available under the mod list tab. We continuously update all features on the server, including the base MC version, mods, plugins, and any client side addon support.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1381	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineVast

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

This www.minecraftservers.org slot is just used for calculating average stats

Real page: http://minecraftservers.org/server/94500

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZincBox

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZincBox

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ShinraWorld

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

I invite

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Block Worlds

Skyblock

Welcome to BlockWorlds! We are a long running public Minecraft server. Here are a few reasons to join us:

– Still in service after over 10 years. We started in early 2012 and have no plans to quit any time soon. – Talented staff of developers and server admins. We have our own custom plugins and personalized configurations for the various public plugins we use. – Friendly community. Great place to meet and play together with others in a tight knit group. – 100% EULA compliant with a focus on providing the best Minecraft experience possible for players. – Constantly working on improving the server and adding more features.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LegatyCraft

Factions

Welcome to us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InsaneRaids

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

INSANERAIDS is a Spanish-speaking NON-PREMIUM Factions server that you can raid other Factions and that is why we have made it so that TNT can break any block, including obsidian.

Seeing that these versions of Force 2 are very op, we have decided to make this server with the potion system from version 1.5.2, where the fights were long-lasting and fun.

Top server stuff: Spawners, Lottery, Auctions, PvP, Economy, CustomPlugins, 24/7, Factions

WEB page: http://insaneraids.com

Server IP: pvp.insaneraids.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MzCraft Server

PvP

MzCraft Server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

House Of Bending

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

House Of Bending When on House Of Bending (HoB) you can: Fight in 2 custom arenas (BattleGrounds 1 and 2)! Practice in our custom training arena! Have fun in our Parkours! We have 4 different ones (Easy, Medium, Hard, Extreme)! Participate in our events! One of them is our weekly event: Lord Fights! Play survival (Factions)! Change elements freely, without cooldown! Join our website and discord for maximum experience!

Server ip: houseofbending.com Make sure you join our discord!

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Morningside Minecraft

Creative

Morningside Minecraft Minecraft Server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EcoCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

EcoCraft was made by 3 players who love playing the economy game. We are looking for more mature people who enjoy playing with the mechanics of Minecraft. Join the server today at play.ecocraft.us and take a look at out spawn area for more info. Visit our website at www.ecocraft.us

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InfernoCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

InfernoCraft is a Factions, PlotMe, PvP, Survival, and Mini-Games server. We have helpful and (most of the time) appropriate staff, and one excited owner. We have also have lots of helpful plugins including PlotMe, Factions, and Multiverse.

We have different donation ranks including: -Coal, Iron, Gold, Diamond, and Bonus Donations are very important and I love my donors! They help keep my server up, and get perks, just my donating a few bucks 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2138

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MinecraftPlanetEarth

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Towny

In a world where all civilizations have faded. The higher powers have given humans one last chance to create the perfect world, free of pollution and death. Spawn in the centre of England in a mighty kingdom, built by the first of a new race of humans. Build basic planes, and fly to your destination, using the dynamic map to track your progress. Build a great town, grow your nation into a kingdom and conquer the world. Tame pets. Build impressive movecrafts. Become wise with the Slimefun plugin. Create vaccines for the deadly diseases that roam in the jungles and deserts. All this, and much, much more on Minecraft Planet Earth Can you survive? MinecraftPlanetEarth features a 1:1500 replica of Earth. It is set in a modern era with guns, pets, planes, ships, and many more features. We feature a great and active community with many different events and lots of fun features for everyone.

Map: http://map.minecraftplanetearth.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.