Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	98

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SolidStateGaming

Factions

SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ores Mined:	9996
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8725	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mines Excavated:	4585
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	4695

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2030
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Farms Harvested:	466

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!