Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sorb Pixelcore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

This is a pixelmon server, join us

this is a personal modpack you, if you have technic launcher you can add this pack by adding this url: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/sorb-pixelcore-modpack

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	808576

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lichs Server

Factions, PvP, Survival

Come join our server Respectful, friendly and understanding staff small server with 30 slots See you there!!! 😀 ✔✌

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MultiPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to MultiPvP Network. The most dangerous bird lives here We birds goal is to fly our players to the top and that is exactly how we have been doing for 4 years and we will continue with that.

Factions MultiPvP Factions is built in the best possible way, with everything built on simplicity and elegance, what we have achieved is something fantastic. A server unique to its class and a server that takes Minecraft to another level. Together with the worlds best community and staff team, we take Factions to a level. We build the server based on our players needs and together with the community to make a server that I or not you have done but we built together.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	256

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arnies World

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is my first server that is relatively simple at the moment. It has very few rules and restrictions. I will be changing and updating constantly. If anything is not working properly please let me know, I will be online at least for an hour every day.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SaiCoPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding

SaiCoPvP!

About SaiCoPvP? SaiCoPvP is a server run by professional, experienced minecraft players. The owners of the server listen to every players input/suggestions on the servers and thrive to make a friendly community for the players.The server is based mainly around the raiding/pvp aspect of minecraft as the staff know that there is a huge community waiting for them if they do make a good server. Our server has been trying to develop the utmost best raiding-pvp for our users the past year, we have many Unique plugins for all the servers, Some to tweak the servers performance others to improve the user based performance as we know having the better server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CityPrison

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

SwordPvP is a unique minecraft network, featuring classics with twists as well as custom mini-games. We offer a prison server that has been open for well over 2 years and counting, KitPvP, AuroraGames, Mini-Games, HecateCraft, HadesGames, Creative, HungerGames and much much more! With awesome things around each corner you’ll never want to leave! Check us out today!

IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NutzMc

Factions, PvP, Raiding

====[] NutzMc []==== NutzMc is a Minecraft server hub. We offer many servers for you to play on! If you’re looking for a great community, amazing staff, and no-lag servers, you’re in the right place!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HydraPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Prison

The Hydra Network

– Hardcore Factions – OP Factions – Practice PVP

Join now with mc.hydrapvp.com and visit us online at www.hydrapvp.com!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ClassicSB

Parkour, Skyblock

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KillTracker Luxury Games

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Prison, Hide and Seek, Skywars, Zombies, and More!

– Inspired by your everyday Prison servers, but a lot MORE! – Medium sized server, its possible to actually talk to people instead of everyone spamming the chat so you cant be seen – Easy to navigate – Great for inexperienced players, Great for pros – Join now for hours of fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SOL Kingdoms MC

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SOL Kingdoms, we are a growing community of players and all are welcome to join.

We are currently running craftbukkit 1.8.1

Make sure you stop by the forum and say hi to everyone 🙂

– omni –

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Overlord PvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Overlord PvP

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mystery Lunch

Survival, Vanilla

A close knit community that focuses on social interactions and forming bonds that turn into friendships. We maintain a vanilla game style with the exceptions of a few security plug ins as well as mini games.

So pack your lunch and come check us out at mc.mysterylunch.net

We also have a site located at http://mysterylunch.net/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Towns Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StoneLand

Creative, Factions, Survival

Non-premium Spanish-speaking Minecraft server. Join up!

IP: mc.stoneland.es

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AuroraPvP

KitPvP

AuroraPvP is a brand new KitPvP server which brings different types of entertainment to your minecraft experience. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).