Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HEXmc

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HEXmc is a new Faction PvP Server. JOIN IN, TEAM UP, AND THROW DOWN. Build your ultimate base with your friends, and work together to destroy your enemies and earn the title of the Best Faction On The Server.

BuyCraft So you want us to get another plugin? Now you can encourage us to get it! By paying $1 you’ll encourage us to get a plugin that the server needs, or a minigame or anythhing like it. You can also buy a Grand Opening Package (Only 10 available!), that has everything you need to Dominate.

Do You Have What It Takes? I Don’t Know, But Lets See. Gather Your Friends And Join HEXmc!!

NOTICE: DO NOT ASK FOR RANKS, YOU WILL NOT GET THAT RANK!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Evisea

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Evisea, a unique type of survival.

The team behind Evisea tries their best to provide a unique kind of survival experience. We got it ALL in one amazing package, suitable for any type of player.

Some of the features we provide are;

– Fully custom Quest sequences with in-depth stories. – A dynamic pricing system for the global shop, accessible by any player. – Thirst and Diseases as an addition to the hunger bar and health bar. – A fully custom world with custom biomes and mobs. – A dual ranking system, and much more!!

Come join us at mc.evisea.com!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Jeddix Factions

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Raiding, Survival Games

Jeddix is a server which includes factions/hungergames you can go out an survive in the lush forests or play a awesome game of HungerGames with all of your friends. our jeddix server is hoping to be some what of a network eventually if we can get enogh people donating we can make it!. so please join the server have a great time and donate for awsome Kits and Commands

Also we are a very new server so we need staff and builders so we are very happy to read your application but you have to join the server to apply for a Mod. But as builders go we dont mind who you are as lon as you can build some awesome things. we also have some very cheap and very OP ranks to buy we also have enchantment that go up to Lvl 1000 which make PVPing 1000% BETTER! IF THE IP DOESNT WORK USE 198.154.155.10 thanks!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Infamouspvp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Infamouspvp

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Enderdragon.de

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Enderdragon.de offers something for every player. Whether survival, creative, PvP, minigames, there is something for everyone.

In Survival you can build your own house in 13 different villages with themes such as jungle, underwater, nature, medieval and many more. To earn money, you can do a job, rent your own shop and sell the items and blocks from the job there.

In Creative you can build on your 100×100 plot alone or together with your friends. You can display your skin in your own skin lot for everyone to see.

PvP offers everything you need to fight. You can create your own faction or join an existing one. With the faction you can claim land for yourself and build there. And of course, your faction can go to war to destroy your enemies and conquer their lands.

The minigames world contains many entertaining games for your entertainment. Build your own flying island in Skyblock, play paintball on one of our many themed maps, fight each other in BedWars or master the hardest platformers.

The Enderdragon.de team wishes you a lot of fun on Enderdragon.de

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Peaceful nICEFarms

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Standard minecraft, no bullshit. Nice farmingserver with nice big world ready to be explored and built in. Our main focus is on having a nice community where everyone can enjoy minecraft. Gameplay with the help of land and chest protections. Norsk server, vi snakker også svensk, dansk og engelsk. The goal is to farm items and sell for money. Money can be used to trade with other players and buy nicer items for your house.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DarktanikarCraft

Creative, Economy, Survival

DarktanikarCraft is a Multi-world Multiplayer Minecraft Server with a nice variety of Survival and Creative. DarktanikarCraft is a New Minecraft Server with a great Administrator team.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineServe Hardcore Factions PvP

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

A little bit about the server The is a Hardcore Factions PvP server. There will only be land protection for the factions meaning that chests and doors will be open able. There will be no unraidable bases. Obsidian can be blown up. Obsidian can be blown up with water on top of it or around it with a few extra hits. It’s a brand new server and you know what that means! A brand new world!! There is no boder limit!! You also gain money by killing mobs!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheNode Network

Pixelmon

A pixelspark server looking for new players to come enjoy this modpack! We offer gyms, tournaments a casino and more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7527
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Allison Craft

Creative, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A fun simple Small Sever.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TwistedPixel | Velocity Network | 100% Free Always!

Bungeecord, Hardcore, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Minigames, Skyblock, Survival, Vulcan, Waterfall

🚀 Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis! 🌍

Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! 🎉 Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!

Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers:🌟 Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins!🌿 Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration!☁️ Sky Block (NEW): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!⚔️ Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest!🎮 Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun!

Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! 🚀

Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! 🌈 #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Loyle Servers Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

After a request to bring the server back online, ive updated the website and server to the latest versions!

Loyle is Back once again, come and enjoy minecraft on loyle with access to the Loyle Store (Essentials Economy System) It will make building soo much easier!

To access the store you simply have to Register from within mincraft: /register

Then to access the store, login at http://loyle.org/ and youll find the store inside

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Myraeon Roleplay Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

Note: PLEASE APPLY ON OUR WEBSITE TO BE WHITELISTED AS THIS IS A ROLEPLAY SERVER!

Myraeon is a Minecraft server made to showcase the advanced features and exciting new developments that come with the long awaited 1.7. Our huge, skillfully hand painted map of 15,000×15,000 blocks was made with the future visions of player made towns, epic PVP battles, and detailed emotional RP. There are vast expanses of land where you can escape society and live as you wish; beautiful cities that can reflect the wealth and society of the people; and chances are hidden everywhere for adventure and discovery. A whole hidden history is just waiting to be uncovered and a whole new story awaiting creation with every step you take and every block you lay. There is potent magic, dangerous wilderness’, and mystery left from the ancient Myraeic culture, are you strong enough to take it on?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GoldenLeaf Survival

KitPvP, PvE, Survival, Towny

Introduction: Very user friendly survival server. We mainly focus on bringing you the best towny survival experience with simple plugins and best survival experience.

Our amazing custom website: http://www.goldenleaf-mc.com/

-Towny -Very user friendly spawn -cheap admin shop -Mob arena -Grief Rollback -a few custom plugins/skripts – 32 GB ram

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DeniedNetwork

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Faction/PvP server that you can play on and have fun with alot of awesome plugins!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8342
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.