Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Opened World

PvP, Survival

We’re a friendly server that likes to build, play survival, and occasionally PvP. We’re semi-vanilla with TPA and Grief Prevention.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SquadWorld

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server supports 1.8.x up to 1.9.x 24 HOURS ONLINE NO HAMACHI NO PREMIUM FREE! Modalities: KitPvP – Survival – SkyWars – Parkour -Creativo

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dhara

Roleplay, Survival

Survival (Hard) Mature McMMO FancyShop LUCK

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

McAdventureWorld

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

A one of a kind network where Adventure Happens at from Eco Survival, Factions,Skyblocks, Creative and hungergames plus more. Plus Discover our Custom made maps and Custom faction server and plus more. Join the McAdventureWorld network Today and invite your friends to play with you on your Adventure World.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ShatteredMines

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Survival [NEW]

KitPvp OpPrison [NEW SPAWN AND MINES]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MozartRealms

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Grief, raid and PvP to your heart’s content! MozartRealms is a PvP Factions server with a supernatural twist – you have the option of becoming a Vampire or Werewolf! As a bonus, Vampires are able to transform into a bat for 20 seconds at a time to escape from foes.

Primary Plugins: Factions, McMMO, Vampire, Werewolf, Chestshops + many more! Coming soon: PvP Arena and Mob Ally for Vampires

Staff have a mature, player-driven attitude, with cursing being allowed in public chat.

We look forward to meeting you soon at pvp.mozartrealms.com!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trippers Games

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Mini Games Server 1.7.2- 1.7.9 Premium 24/7 Owners Skype: UnitedsWorld SkyWars, KitPVP, MobArean, HungerGames, PlotWorld Needs Members And Has Staff Ranks For The Right Players

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AristoCraft Adekvaft RUS

Economy

Server by russian antigrief and anticheat creators. Our server is very good for yours anticheat ambitions. You can speek with russian schoolmates and destroy bad players. We will have good smile, if you invite our group on vk.com;)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VaporMC

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Our Prison server, a server where you fight to escape the enclosed walls of the prison, by mining, selling and betraying your fellow inmates. Grow in influence and power, gain more materials, and become a imprisoned millionaire, as you fight for your regained freedom. Join us, as we play one of the most up and coming game modes in Minecraft today, and fight your way to freedom from the prison!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	387
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecrafting

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A different kind of server

Minecrafting has been around for over 6 years, and has slowly evolved from a small private server, to a much larger setup on a dedicated server. Rather than forcing players to buy additional perks, our server keeps to the basics, so you can once again enjoy playing multiplayer in a peaceful server. The server has been rebuilt over the past year, building upon experience gained over the last couple of years. We are now ready to start welcoming players back to the server, so come and check us out.

– Features – Bank Dynmap Jobs mcMMO Towny Shops PvE

Come and join us, and create the town of your dreams!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

mcdragonsdoom

KitPvP

a fun server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaVerse

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

With our warmhearted community and cheerful staff, you’ll find yourself cozy in our handcrafted vanilla experience. We have it all: land claiming, no griefing, a fun server culture, and some of the friendliest players you’ll meet! We throw a variety of events from time to time to appeal to any player from the PvP god, to the builder, and of course the classic survivalist.

Welcome home to VanillaVerse!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4455

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

sharkland

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival

sharks

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Corsia Craft

Economy, Roleplay

Corsia Craft is a Steampunk themed roleplay server that has been in the works for a year and a half, with admins who have been running similar servers for two and a half. Corsia Craft features a large, lovingly crafted and detailed Steampunk city and greater island, rich lore that evolves through player events, dynamic politics and faction relations, and highly energised and dedicated staff. For additional information, our own forums, or to apply for staff, please visit our website. The server is grey-listed which means players who have not yet created an approved character will not be able to interact or chat in the RP world. To gain an approved character now, you can either post an application here or on our RP forum which either an Admin or RP staff member will review. Once approved we will add you to the grey-list!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ZenCraft

Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: zencraft.us

♦ ZenCraft ♦ —– | Factions | Prison | Magic | GUNS | VANILLA | SkyBlock | Creative | Raiding | KitPVP | PVP | STARWARS | CITYVILLE | FARMVILLE |—– With a Skilled staff we are committed to bringing our players the best gameplay possible with a variety of servers to choose from. Our motto is to constantly improve and to never forget about the little things. Earn in game cash by mining, chopping, digging, killing monsters, killing players and auctioning items. Check out some of the server features below. ================= ♦ Free ranks ♦ Amazing PvP ♦ Auctions ♦ Factions ♦ Shops ♦ Kits ♦ Monsters ♦ Custom weapons ♦ Magic ♦ Guns ♦ SkyBlock ♦ Creative ♦ And MORE ================= ♦Join now at zencraft.us ♦

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.