Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ores Mined:	3682	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survival Network

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello PlanetMinecraft! Welcome To The Survival Network! Made By The YouTuber… www.youtube.com/user/Nassau5MC I hope you enjoy my survival server! We feature… – ChestShops – iConomy – Costom Plugins – Great Staff – Fun PvP Areas – Much More! Awesome Small Community!!!! No one to bother you 🙂 GIVE US A DIAMOND AND VOTE GET 5 DIAMONDS DAILY!!! —————————————– READ ALL THE SPAWN SIGNS, BEFORE ASKING STAFF QUESTIONS!!!! (Most Are Answered On The Spawn Signs)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BavariaZ

Economy, Survival

:!——————————————————————————– BavariaZ :!——————————————————————————– More than just a server Now with many options to use your in-game money. :!——————————————————————————– Lots of great plugins. :!——————————————————————————– Nice players. :!——————————————————————————– … :!——————————————————————————– I hope you have fun on the server when you joint and make something out of it. Become a millionaire or something else. :!——————————————————————————–

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Simply Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A simple but effective survival server. With a market, spleef arena and mob arena there is a plenty to do. A custom point based ranking system is also in place to help you earn more privileges to extend your journey.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OpFaction

Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

This is a server u can Maybe Apply and have fun in this server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fadedcraft

Survival, Vanilla

1 Goal. Survive. You are spawned in an open world with all vanilla survival. No plugins, no nothing. Just classic Minecraft. Raid and build houses and bases and conquer all. Choose what you do. You can be raided or raid. Get killed or kill. Mine, craft and build. No plugins no nothing. And if you don’t play wisely , you will be faded into death, and you’ll have to start over. This is Faded-craft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TripperGames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Join this server now. This server version is 1.7.10 and we have a new hub and mini games.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SmSm Craft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

SmSmCraft Server Version 1.7 – 18 Cracked and premium Join It ! IP:SmSmCraft.Com we have skypvp , survivalgames , skyblock , skywars , kitpvp , ffa , pvpsteal , d3s , prison , creative , redstonepvp ,rush , gainttown , factions , all that servers waiting you!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DreadCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Fresh survival/factions server ready to be played! We include McMMO, Donor Ranks, Warps, Shop, Eco, Website, SilkSpawners, MobCash and More!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4207	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MCStrike

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

IP: mcstrike.net – (NO MODS REQUIRED!)

MCStrike is a gun gamemode server dedicated to making guns in Minecraft feel fun! It’s developed by The Noxcrew and currently includes:

Team Deathmatch, Deathmatch, Search & Destroy, Mutated (Infected), clans (With clan leaderboards), 4 classes, 55 levels per prestige, 10 prestiges, 8 different primary weapons, 10 different pieces of equipment, very active admins that listen to the community, and lots of game improving updates quire regularly.

We’re currently the only server out there to offer a PROPER ‘infected’ gamemode that we called ‘Mutated’. So come try it out, it’s super fun and has many, many, scary custom sounds.

Links: Website: http://mcstrike.com/ Donations: http://store.mcstrike.com/ Noxcrew Site: http://noxcrew.com/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SoulCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

~> SoulCraft Network [1.7.X] <~| NEW STYLE! soul-craft.me

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RPG Factions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Proof for Skype.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dumbledores Army

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	33
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.