Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Potions Brewed:	65
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Villages Defended:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	137
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4295	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.