Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

🌍 The Underground Bunker [Build Server] FR 🚀🏰

Apocalypse, BUILD, Bunker, Creative

Welcome to our dedicated server! [🇫🇷]

For over three years I have been committed to creating this server by building a multitude of impressive structures. The server now has over 60 residential areas, complete with two indoor lakes, 🏞️ basketball court 🏀, tennis court 🎾, and a fully equipped gym 💪. For those looking for relaxation, our massage center 🌿 and private sauna 🧖 offer a haven of peace. Discover exquisite meals 🍽️ at one of our many restaurants scattered throughout the underground complex. And for those looking for the ultimate in luxury, our royal suites 👑 are waiting for you. I invite you to explore, be entertained and reveal all the carefully integrated details, including our secret passage 🗝️.

Welcome to our dedicated server! [us]

For over three years, I have been committed to creating this server by constructing a multitude of impressive structures. The server now boasts more than 60 residential zones, adorned with two indoor lakes, 🏞️ a basketball court 🏀, a tennis court 🎾, and a fully equipped gym 💪. For those seeking relaxation, our massage center 🌿 and private sauna 🧖 offer a haven of peace. Discover exquisite meals 🍽️ in one of our many restaurants scattered throughout the underground complex. And for those in search of the ultimate luxury, our royal suites 👑 await you. I invite you to explore, have fun, and unveil all the meticulously integrated details, including our secret passage 🗝️

Important information:

Follow our construction live on [Twitch] here: https://www.twitch.tv/ducaprio67 🎮The server works with version 1.20.1 of Minecraft 🧱.To visit the latest version of the server, connect to the address: 141.94.181.60:25614 [Serveur fermé actuellement] 🔒Don’t forget to share your opinions [ici] ! 📣Discover our presentation videos on [YouTube] : youtu.be/36P2u6otBf8 📺

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/F6SfR6z3tV 📢

Thank you for your time and we wish you all a great visit! 🙂🎉

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AstroCraft [Free Ranks]

1192server, 119server, 182server, Event, Events, Jobs, MCMMO, Network, Prison, PvP, RPG, smp, Survival, warzone

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★ AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌CELLS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

Java IP: play.astrocraft.orgBedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org

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AstroCraft Features:

PRISON SEASON 8 FULL RESET! COMPLETE REDESIGN! The Hyperion Server is a RPG Prison Progression Server with OP Pick Upgrades, Easy Rankups, CELLS, McMMO, Jobs, 30+ Custom Enchants, 200+ Custom Achievements, Auction House, 35+ Mines, Mineable Spawners, 25+ ranks, 99+ Prestiges, 14+ Prestige Challenges with REWARDS, 10 Reset Challenges with rewards. and 134+ extra challenges with rewards and minions!

In Hyperion, you can choose a /class and level up your character in /warp rpg. There are custom mobs that give you custom xp and souls. Use those to buy upgrades to your abilities and masteries. Then you can buy custom enchants to build up your weapons and armor to become the strongest player!

Enjoy friendly competitive rivalry to become the best player and have the best /cell in the server. Create an cobble gen and place ore blocks for cell points. It also comes with minions, jobs, mcmmo, mineable spawners, cell upgrades, special chests to help you automate your tasks. Lastly, there are seasonal and monthly payout rewards to PayPal and Buycraft.

Newly added in events! We added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

SURVIVAL SEASON 2 FULL RESET! NEW SPAWN! Soar SMP is protected with land claim, and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards. PvP is toggleable per player, so it’s your choice to enable your own PvP or not.

In Soar SMP, you build automated farms (no lag machines) to get crops for money. Use that to achieve the in game ranks and also become the wealthiest player on the server. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners.

Newly added custom fishing! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments for rewards. Soar SMP has shopkeepers for trading with other players. Use player warps to get to players shops. Great community. Uses Economy. It solely based on trading and interacting with other players.

Newly added resource world and events! The resource world resets every 24 hours and is limited with a decent size world border. We added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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AstroCraft [Free Ranks] Minecraft Server

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GridlockMC

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Join GridlockMC and indulge in an epic OP Prison experience which you won’t find elsewhere! Jump right into the action with an extremely efficient kit and begin mining. The more time you invest, the more you will propel through the ranks. After a lot of mining, voting and maybe (if you’re a generous one) a few dollars spent at the Store, you’ll find yourself amongst the top players in the Prison. Combine your powers and form a gang then fight to the death as you earn more and more respect from other prisoners. Once you have earned your freedom, claim a plot and build a base for you, or even for your gang. There is much to do on GridlockMC, so join now and check it out!

]>> Server IP: play.gridlockmc.com ]>> Store: store.gridlockmc.com ]>> Website: gridlockmc.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WitherLandSmp

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello WitherLandSmp Private Server Donate to Join 5$ my skype mixalis1660 Server: Skyblock-PvP-Survival Vote For Support The Server Enjou

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrypticCube

Faction Pvp

Try out the new CrypticCube server! Forge powerful artifacts and defend your faction. Build your fortress, raid, and conquer the server! The server is a revamp of the old faction server RexCraftia by RexThor. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever!

Server runs native to 1.19.4, but other versions are compatible to join and play!

Join our Discord to see updates, communicate with players, and jump in the server!discord.gg/BeSeHh5CCK

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kadoon’s Playhouse

Hunger Games, Minigames, Survival

Join now and enjoy an anarchy style survival experience that offers epic pvp battles, raids, and more! Wanna take a break from the dangers of anarchy Minecraft? Kadoon’s Playhouse also offers several minigames including classic Minecraft Hunger Games, paintball, and 1v1 duels!

Plz join I’m lonely (Like fr man)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sacred Network

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Sacred Network is a cracked custom enchants server that has unique custom enchants in the form of books. You are able to purchase these custom enchants in the form of books from an NPC called the ”Enchanter”. We also have this unique NPC called the ”Tinkerer” that allows you to tinker custom enchant books and custom enchanted armor. Envoys will also drop every hour. Donor ranks can be obtained from these envoys crates. We also have a custom kitpvp server that has many different types of abilities.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AlisCraft

Factions

Need Good builders I created this server 24.02.2015 Need people that can help me with the server Fun server ive had 3 people played on it already

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

German Minelife

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: GERMAN-MINELIFE.DE German real-life server

German Minelife is a German real-life server! Many self-developed plugins and a great community make playing with us an indescribable experience.

We offer you a unique gaming experience, with great plugins, a warm and sociable team and an admin team that is interested in your interests. Become a part of our ever-growing community and bring your ideas to our server. German Minelife is a server where you decide what happens and what happens next. We live up to our slogan: German Minelife – Your will counts!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sky Front

Factions

On Sky Front, there is a spectacular factions server. Sky Front has four donor ranks including amazing perks! You can get kits and have a awesome factions expirance. Sky Front is a new server looking for great players to make a spectacular community! Still building a staff team, the server is looking for trustful, and players that are willing to play a lot! The server would love for you to join the community and join all the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FrostyCraft!

Minigames, Newserver, Other

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maintenance will end on 3/2/24

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Server hosting we use!

Minekeep.net

Their discord: https://discord.gg/QFWKAEugGT

They have great support 😀

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Discord: https://discord.gg/KHdEQvaeAm

This is an upcoming server! we would like to have you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4162	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineVerge Network

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

MineVerge Network

The MineVerge Network focuses on a lot of things such as server performance, top notch content and much more! This Network includes Factions, Skyblock and Prison. All servers have fun custom plugins and features you will not find on any other server! Hopefully you feel welcomed and we hope you enjoy the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

[SCC] SmolCraft Club

Homeset, Landclaim, Survival, Tpa, Tpr, Vanilla

Basic SMP, Come check us out. Join the Smol Craft Club! [Discord] Small Community

Bare minimum plugins, some quality of life pluginsYou hit:– Land Claim– Homesets– Tpa– Random TP– Tree Feller

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

XyloniaPvE

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hello and Welcome to Xylonia PvE! As you may have been able to tell by our name, we are a Player vs. Environment server. This means that players fight against the world to survive. Our server had previously been up since 2012 but we took a short break and are now back! We have a very unique combination of plugins that allow players to have a more enjoyable experience than your average vanilla server. A few of the custom features that we have include: – Custom Mob drops for a wider variety of enchantments and tools to use/trade – Key Crates containing special loot that are only able to be opened with special keys dropped randomly from mobs throughout the world – Pay Checks and lotteries to keep the economy flowing – Player shops to allow for easy money making – The ability to silk touch spawners – Custom Claims that allow you to claim virtually anywhere within our world – mcMMO which allows players to rank up specific skills to earn added abilities – Many more things are being added as time goes on to improve the playability of the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KindaVanilla

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are an awesome survival minecraft server that strives to keep true to vanilla minecraft while providing a unique experience for players! We have a great community and dedicated staff who are constantly adding to and improving the server. Players can feel safe and secure with GriefPrevention assuring that their builds and belongings are protected from theives and griefers.

We have a few basic plugins for users, mostly for cosmetic and grief prevention purposes with nothing that drastically changes the way minecraft is meant to be played. We have Essentials, so there’s a basic economy set up, and we are using command blocks to make some interesting minigames to keep people entertained.

The server is still relatively new, so we’re looking for more players to join us and help the server grow!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.