Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BaconCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

Welcome! Not looking for staff!, Get your friends on and pvp each other or make a faction with each other, mini-games on the way!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Skyfront

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival

Skyfront has been around since 2014 – World and Ranks are reset – Featuring 220+ new enchantments. – Stores items into chests upon death. – Faction claim power increased by 20 instead of 10. – All players receive /back /enderchest and 4 /sethomes – 12 New jobs to earn money. – Auto replant after harvesting crops. – 3 TnT breaks obsidian. – Easy /shop intregration. – Friendly staff and veteran players. – Owner that listens to the players. – Players are able to get /craft /fly /nick through free to play. – Mcmmo Server is online 24/7 – Dedicated Server – Running on an SSD server: Speed up to 33Gb per minute

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arcadia craft

Survival

we are people that like minecraft it is awesome the server is a survival server all my my admins are awesome

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WarCraft Legends

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

On WarCraft: Legends you’ll champion one of four races as one of a dozen combat specializations with custom spells and 1.8-style melee in this free-for-all eternal battlefield ravaged by forces beyond the mortal grasp. Conquer key locations by laying siege to and capturing enemy strongholds and slaying ancient beasts roaming the land. Lead your race to victory, settle down in a house of your own, and make your legend on The Shattered Moon of Ouros as you delve into its rich history. http://warcraft.gg/ http://discord.warcraft.gg/ http://community.warcraft.gg/

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WorldCrafteros

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Spanish-speaking community with its own plugins for better functioning.

We offer servers of all types, both minigames, pvp, survival and custom servers.

All from 1.8 to 1.16!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The FriesHub Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to the FriesHub Network! Here we currently have a creative server which can provide you with the full creative experience. Everything you’ve wanted in Singleplayer has been incorporated into one server. Freebuild, PlotMe, ranking, a community. It’s all there. As well as that we currently have a towny server in the making which should provide a fun, happy and exciting community. With a cheap town creation & upkeep price there’s nothing to lose! And if that’s not enough, we have a KitPvP server! Although this currently is on the Creative server, soon enough we will be hosting it on its own server. Sounds fun right? Join us today!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OlaKMmc

Factions, Parkour, Raiding, Survival

The server is created by the owner Ola and her friendly staff. The server is a faction server, which means all in for griefing and raiding. Go nuts! Have fun! We would love to hear your guys suggestions, as well as general feedback! The work in progress part is mostly about the website that hasn’t yet been set up, as well as the donator ranks that will come. Basically OlaKMMC is a Faction server with a friendly community. We are looking to expand our community to give the players a better experience!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9233
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nocoords

PvE, PvP, Survival

………………………..nocoords.com……………. We strive to offer you an unadultered experience of the Game, as it was intended to be played by our almighty father Notch. ……………………….Characteristics……………….. No coords, pure survival, no map resets, no help, large biomes, no protection, hard mode, no TP, reliable dedicated hardware, no donor benefits Address: nocoords.com

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Runic-Network Survival/Doctor Who

Economy, Survival

PG and Friendly community, with fantastic staff, and gameplay is smooth and enjoyable, with rules being enforced and mini-activities to do if you get bored from playing good hours of the new Minecraft version. Interact with the community, and mini-activities!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nova Prison

Factions, Prison

Server Rules: Rules that can get you banned, kicked, or tempbanned. 1. No hacked or modified clients. 2. Respect all players. 3. Do not advertise 4. Do not spam. 5. Do not use all capitals 6. Do not be rude, harass, or offend any players. 7. Do not be racist or sexist. 8. Do not scam players. 9. Do not beg players for money. 10. Do not ask for ranks. 11. Do not grief inside prison. 12. Do not duplicate items or money. 13. Do not swear.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gontrix

PvE

Gontrix!

Play harder, faster, better. You don’t have to become a better shooter, you just have to shoot more bullets.

Minecraft Map: https://www.gontrix.de/overviewer/

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Outsidercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If youre looking for a server with a closely knitted player base look no further. Where the staff is plentiful, kind and always rushing to the aid of the nearest player in a pinch.

Where player loyalty is rewarded with utmost prestige, Where the owners and staff of the server are always Offering a safe haven for members of the LGBT community where pronouns and identities alike will be respected. Where being yourself and who you are is encouraged!

Outsider has minimal plugins with semi-vanilla teleport twist. 24/7 staff and community support via teamspeak open to the public.

The Outsider-Craft Community is a place where nothing is pay to win, and we are constantly adding things that doesnt change the game but still gives you some free perks and rank ups on the server!

There Is even Grief-Prevention in order to allow you to Claim your builds and keep yourself from being Griefed and Raided, and if you ever do get Griefed Just ask an Admin to rollback and ban the player who did it.

Dont bother searching through hundreds of servers, Stop and Make Outsider your home.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MinecraftTurkGamers

Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Obsidian Prison

Creative, Roleplay, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to ObsidianPrison! On our server we have: Factions PlotMe! 400 slots! Parkours Pvp arenas Drop parties! and so much more!

If you have any questions, our website is here: http://www.minecraftserversxr.com Want to be apart of the community and give us some ideas for the server? Go on the forum and suggest whatever you want! Come check out the server at http://www.minecraftserversxr.com

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Great Light Desert

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Play at GLD and you’ll be engulfed in an entirely new experience! Our survival server features challenges that you will find to be very testing. Use your wits to survive and thrive!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.