Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Anvilon

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Anvilon is a small friendly bukkit/spigot server with players spread across the globe including: USA, Australia, New Zealand and UK. We strive to have a good staff as well as an excellent community. The griefing and raiding of other players builds is strictly prohibited. Staff members are there to enforce the rules. Do not break the rules. PvP is allowed, however please be courteous of other players. Some of the plugins installed are: Essentials, Vault, McMMO, Factions, CoreProtect and Multiverse. Please come build with us and have fun.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GalaxyCraft

Economy, PvP, Skywars

It is in version 1.5.2 and supports pirated and original mine It currently has: Mina Lapis Mina pvp Plot me SuperPVP (Like a minigame, that we created ourselves, that encourages a lot of pvp on the server, /superpvp) Or soup/soup SkyWars Clans 300 slots Vips Epic and original constructions! Soon we will add a lot more things… (You could also help us with what else we could put on the server)

Ip: mcgalaxycraft.net

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DarkCloud Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

DarkCloud Factions, factions server done right!

Factions Mcmmo Obsidianbreaker (10 hits/5 regen per 10 minutes) Economy PvP Raiding Worldborder

All this and more on DarkCloud Factions!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hyrealm

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Towny

[Towny] [Survival Games] [Mini Games] [KitPvP] [OP Prison] [Creative] [SMP] [Mob Arena] [Build Battle] [Lag Free] [Quests/RPG]

Come check out our freshly started Minecraft Network, providing nothing but High Quality and Lag Free content for your enjoyment!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

With an age of almost 5 years behind, the MC.Clubcs.Ro server team aims to satisfy the wishes of Romanian players in terms of quality gaming.

The server is hosted on a new hosting platform with up-to-date updates. We have our own dedicated servers and this helps us to offer players an uptime of almost 99%, not depending on the classic limitations of hosting companies. The Global network bandwidth of 1 Gb/s will offer Romanian and foreign players a Ping as low as possible and a *Smooth* gaming experience.

If I made you a little curious, I invite you to join our community!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

IslandCraft Build Community

Creative

We are a community of people who share a common goal to make realistic things in minecraft! We are kind of small, but we all love being on the server and building together. We’re looking to expand and meet new people, so if you are a good builder, or just want to hang out with people, come by and check us out! We have a website that’s run by our head administrator and there’s also a YouTube video that comes out every week to share the progress of the server! If you want a fun group of people, don’t hesitate to come check us out! We also have a plot world in order to see peoples’ building skills or people may also use the plot world purely for fun!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	333	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nuclear District Survival

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Here we are again, the once known Chaotic United rebranded as Nuclear District is launching an old-school Survival Server! We are bringing back what once was the unique Chaotic United experience, the classic beta 1.7 feel but in the latest version. What does this mean: No overload of plugins, basic ranks, lots of fun with friends and randommers. That is what made us stand out for Minecraft players. Interested? I knew it! Visit our Website and Forums http://www.nucleardistrict.net/ Hope to see you soon! Greetings from the Admin team

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vanilla-Games

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Survival Games, Vanilla

Vanilla Games is a minigame server made in vanilla minecraft. If you don’t know what vanilla minecraft is, it’s a server without any plugins. If you type “/plugins” or just “/pl” it will say that the command doesn’t exist. Now that we’ve got that out of the way what minigames does the server have? It has Block Hunt, regular Hide’n’Seek, Survival Games, Prison, One in the Chamber, Plants VS Zombies, Trouble in Terrorist Town, Capture the Flag, KitPvP, The Floor is Lava, Rainbow Run (TNTrun), Creative and many more! We Hope that you will like the server and maybe vote even though there is no votifier since it is vanilla minecraft.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AgeOfPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Age Of PvP takes PvP to a new level. Experience the true PvP experience. Our server is optimized for clean cut PvP where you wont notice any lag. We run adavenced custom plugins to prevent hacking and cheating. We are a mixture of friendly yet competitive players. PvP & Raiding are the main aspects of the server along with our player driven economy. You can earn in-game cash by simply selling items at our market or by trading with other players. We are always seeking ways to improve to increase your gaming experience. We are not whitelisted so there is no hassle getting on the server. Come join us today for a thrilling adventure you won’t regret!

We have awesome custom features you wont find anywhere else – Rading TNTs – Custom world generator – Custom enchantments – Arena Duel – PvP Leaderboard

We aim to create a PvP experience you will never forget.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TitanGaming

Economy, Towny

A semi-op Towny economy survival server with alot of stuff to do such as mob arena, pvp, shops and more! You can join on 1.8 or 1.7 for the reason that some people can run 1.8 without lag issues. I hope to see alot of people on the server. Thank you for choosing titan gaming and we hope you enjoy the server!

-TitanGaming staff

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chraft

Economy, Survival

This server is new, and Im hoping to build a small community. More plugins etc. coming soon! Come join hang out. Please join to play, and not just to ask for admin. Owner: Rufus5

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BergWerkLABS

PvP

Welcome to BergWerkLabs. We’re glad you stopped by.

This is the BergWerkLABS Minigames network, which is currently still in some beta phases. Nevertheless, we wish you a lot of fun on the server.

Best regards

~Server Team

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WarCraftCity

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Ever wanted to play real life minecraft? Real survival never knowing what life will throw at you? -Cars/guns -Shopping/Stores -In games rewards/money -roles/role names -Very strong storms -unusual mobs -all survival -land protection -donation ranks/perms -no lag -in game rewards/money -kid friendly Our staff team is very helpful and kind!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6750	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RC-Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Pixelmon Version: 3.2.9

-Big community with active Events -Superior Staff and Support system! We are known for being very fair -Easy and ready to go spawn -Awesome vote rewards -No lag! -Hub System with 10 Survival Servers , Roleplay Pool (Kanto, Hoenn, Sinnoh etc) and much more! -Clean and professional setup -Custom Content -Custom NPC and Quest givers -Tournaments and Gyms

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MCMatriz

PvP

MCMatriz Server – FullPvP! come in and have fun! coin system!! visit website: www.mcmatriz.net

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	9140
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.