Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rushy

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

First StarWars // Galactic Minecraft Server

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RUSH SKYWARS TOWERS PVPBOX

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Argon Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Skyblock 1.9 server in Spanish and 24/7. We have a PvP arena to launch 1.9. The server is from Skyblock and nothing else. We also have Economy and challenges to enjoy the skyblock to the fullest.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Spero

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Spero, a unique server with a custom map, custom city management system exclusive to us, regular roleplaying community, player-driven economy, armies and movecraft. We’re built on years of experience of playing minecraft, and roleplaying. The custom map is a detailed land of epic proportions, and is unmarked, save for the cities the players build. We’re just starting up as March 2016, and so now is an ample time to join and establish yourself as a leader in this community. Found a settlement, command an NPC army, be a knight, merchant, warrior, mercenary of any race and be a lore contributor! Be rich, be poor, captain your own airship or ship, join Spero today! For more details, see our forum.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blockrim Realms

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

This whitelisted fantasy survival server has been running since the 1.2.x days and has never been reset except for a few chunks, it is still running the same map now as it did back then.

Note! Fantasy does not mean medieval style alone so if you can imagine it you can probably build it, does not include modern or scifi however.

If you like having your builds online for a long time instead of getting removed every other month then this might be the server for you.

Just cause the map is old does not mean it’s huge, there’s tons of unexplored regions. Look for yourself: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/map

The server is connected to IRC a chat network so even if the server looks empty there might be people on IRC that you can talk with and maybe even some that can come help you out on the server.

To make a whitelist application go to the forum: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/forum

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	203

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkyblockZone

Economy, Skyblock, Vanilla

SkyblockZone is your place for sky block. We strive to innovate and change the game of every server we make, so that the experience is always new.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tale of Banners

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Tale of Banners is a new Minecraft medieval/fantasy roleplay server. That means that this server follows a deep and expanding storyline, or Lore that is guided and changed by player’s decisions on the server every day. Inspired by our player base our aim is to make a unique, fun, friendly, and interesting environment where players of all ages can work together in immersive roleplay. And with our innovative and expansive custom plugins, realistic builds, and experienced Staff team we know that we can make a thriving community for everyone to enjoy. So please, join us today for a roleplay experience you will never forget.

MESSY MEDIEVAL BUILDING STYLE

Our server has a unique and amazing building style the likes of which has never been seen before. Each structure on our server is hand build with realistic intentions making every individual House, Tavern, and Castle a work of art.

ADVENTURE CAVES & TREASURE CHEST

Across our server there are scores of awesome Adventure Caves and Dungeons that just waiting to be found by any wandering explorer. Each of these dungeons contain hidden treasures provided by our Custom Chest System that allows you gain different and varying rewards over time. These systems combined can make any stroll on our server into an adventure!

PROFESSIONS

Here on Tale of Banners, we have an advanced professions system that gives you perks and abilities for any profession you chose. Including, but not limited to Farmer, Blacksmith, Miner, Woodworker, Doctor, and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	879

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mudkip Mania

Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to Mudkip Mania! We are a server with custom and classic games. We are not yet public, but will be soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

braedoncraft

Factions

braedoncraft is an online Minecraft community with very entertaining game modes. We try our best to bring the most enjoyable expierience to our players by providing continuous updates, features, and improvements.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Direwolf20 1/7/10

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated direwolf20 1.7.10 pack no plugins, no bans, just play cX. There is close to no rules other then don’t be a dick.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bo Amor

PvE, PvP, Survival

Bo Amor is a small semi-vanilla survival server, that has been running since January 2015. We are currently running 1.14.4!

All players and play styles are welcome on this server as we have minimum rules that will not restrict players but cover the points to ensure fair play is possible. PVP and raiding/griefing is enabled outside of claims and is not actively discouraged.

Currently we are built on a mature group of regulars but we are hoping to see a wide range of new players joining. We have a discord server that anyone is welcome to join – https://discord.gg/paaXKQD

The Bo Amor staff team

No language restrictions, land claiming plugin, no world border, new map 1.14

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PurpleWorld

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Join PurpleWorld! It has Surival, Creative, Skyblock, and lots of minigames such as Survival Games, Skywars, Build Battles, and more! Waffles not included.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Coast Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The Coast is a Minecraft 1.14 Survival server, where everything is custom made to perfection.

Join the server, become a part of a town community, or create your own!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

sebaweb

Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Norwegian server we have original maps, minigames, factions and much more. everyone has fun all the time. ps we have bed wars

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FearGames

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

FearGames is all you can expect from a server Network! 😀 We are always evolving to allow everyone to be able to find in FearGames your favorite server Help us improve!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

arenacraft

Mini Games

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2407	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.