Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arking Studio

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Arking Studio is a hub of 3 servers! Pixelmon, DayZ, Gunbox and soon Altis life! Visit our discord for more information.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Masters

Pixelmon

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Balkercraft

Bedwars, Creative, mlgrush, opskyblock, Prison, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars

Do you want to play on a large but non-client server?Would you like to chat with a nice community?

» Private Servers➥ You make your own server!➥ Web admin➥ Free rental➥ Template Installer

» SkyBlock:➥ 1.18➥ Bossok➥ Dungeons➥ Skillek➥ Works➥ Hypixel Style

» Economy Survival:➥ Works➥ Lands➥ Unique items➥ Legal action➥ Kazamata

» Survival:➥ MyPet➥ Unique recipes➥ OP Stuff

» BedWars➥ Opportunity to get BalkerCoin every week

” Creative» SkyPvP» SkyMini» ComboFly» BuildFFA

Can’t find something you don’t like? Why don’t you join our Discord server and write your idea in the #suggestions channel? It even comes true in the end.

Discord: https://discord.gg/DEeTA64Website: https://balkercraft.eu/

IP Address: top.balkercraft.euVersion: 1.8-1.20.1

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crops Grown:	1252
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Brierie Server Network

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Use lobby.brierie.me which allows you to join from any client from 1.7.10 – 1.16.5!

At Brierie Servers we have almost all the FTB modpacks. We strive to give the best gaming experience when it comes to latency and uptime. Brierie Servers have been hosting minecraft servers for over 5 years racking up a lot of knowledge in the field of hosting modded servers.

To find all our servers you can join just go to our website

www.brierieserver.com

Happy Gaming!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	703	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Matriland network

247, Bed wars, Bungeecord, Essentials, Multiplayer Survival

Matriland BD is a 24/7 minecraft server.Where you Can Craft, Build and Survive in a harsh world.Team up or go Solo and Explore the diverse map.Do You Have what it takes to Survive???Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpguFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

minecraft.kspill.no

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

A Norwegian minecraft server, very casual. We have mining robots, maps and lucky blocks for those who like it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blackmt – op mt

Economy, Fake Minetopia, PvP

Welcome to BlackMT.This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FoundationCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to FoundationCraft a unique minecraft server! A server like no other, why? All server donations (ANY) 20% will be donated to a charity! This charity will change every month!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vietmine

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

VietMine is Vietnam’s Minecraft server. Established on March 1, 2015. With the mission of creating a sustainable, fun playground, connecting all Minecraft player communities in Vietnam. The server includes many different game modes such as: Survival, Factions, KingDom, Cretive, Skyblock, AcidIsland, KitPVP, Prison, Skywar, RPG and countless other minigames. Hope the Server will bring you as much joy as its mission!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mytherial

Economy, MCMMO, Towny

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✦ 𓂃 ៸៸ about MYTHERIAL ✩⁺₊

Mytherial is a place to discover your wonders with a community focused aspect. Comejoin our discord chatting along with friends and other members of Mytherial. ~︰We area growing server with room for more with a welcoming and engaging community. Opento exploration, fostering bonding and creativity. Accepting feedback for further improvements. Offering amazing perks and shoutouts to supporters. Custom plugins &broadening into new game modes.

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Our minecraft server offers Towny and Skyblock. Each gamemode has one of its kind of mythological themes. Greek-Based Towny and Norse-Based Skyblock.

~︰There will only be one towny never to reset.︰~

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There’s no reason mythological wonders can’t be as real as the present time! The world is always full of things we cannot see or even imagine, even if it exists only in our minds.︰~

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IberiaPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

New Minecraft Server -> 198.55.108.133:25581 <- Join Now We Need Staff ! Features : [+] Custom Plugins [+] Factions [+] Custom Kits [+] Mcmmo [+] Quests [+] Custom Spawn [+] Friendly Staff [+] New Features Every Week! [+] Unique Permissions [+] Can Hold Up To 100 Players So Bring Your Friends To Play Too! [+] In-Game Rankup!

Join Us And Start Fighting With Others In The Battlefield

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WitheredCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to WitheredCraft we are a new server and need new players we are a survival server with pvp and much more please join. We have crates! staff needed! Please help us out we need you to come and join the family.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5439

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Differentcraft

Antigrief, Backpacks, Chestshop, Economy, Mythicdrops, PvE, Roleplay, Slimefun, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!

We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more! TeamSpeak 3: ts.differentcraft.netServer IP: Mc.DifferentCraft.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mythical Realms Rankup Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

– Factions: Make a team or join one and rise to the top! – mcMMO: Make common tasks in minecraft easier more complex. – Combat Tag: Stops players from PVPLogging. – Player Heads: Get the heads of your enemies to use a trophy! – Auctions: Auction items for other players to buy. – Public Shop: Buy Sell basic items for yourself. – Raiding PVP: Your Faction and Allies come together to take down your enemies! – Obsidian Destroyer: Explosions now destroy obsidian for better raiding! – SilkSpawners: Mine monster spawners with the silk touch enchantment! – NoCheatPlus: Stop the hackers cheaters from having an unfair advantage so everyone is on a level playing field! – We use 1.8 Spigot

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5635
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Francisc03

Prison

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!