Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
World Lore & Story	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Items Found:	6254	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2058
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	8616
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MixedCraft Server

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Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

Updated November 1, 2024

EvilCraftersUnite

Updated November 1, 2024

CraftyCorruptionEU

Updated November 1, 2024

Butt Plug City

Updated November 1, 2024

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Starlight SMP Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

Updated November 1, 2024

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

Updated November 1, 2024

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Updated November 1, 2024

LostCraft Minecraft Server

Updated November 1, 2024

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Updated November 1, 2024

GameNostalgiaCraft

Updated November 1, 2024

CraftyDefenseMinister

Updated November 1, 2024

Robo Voice Realness

Updated November 1, 2024

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

FAQ:

Updated November 1, 2024

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Updated November 1, 2024

MixedCraft Server

Updated November 1, 2024