come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Enchantments Applied: 154
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Crops Grown: 9846 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7499
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Towns Built: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 178 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Star Shards Collected: 225
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Towns Built: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9985 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8896

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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