CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Ores Mined: 3573 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 438

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Correspondence

    Crafty Correspondence
    Welcome to our Good Boy Edition Minecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn puppies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn puppies.

    – We have a secret underground dance party room where you can boogie down with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

    – Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for…

    So come join our Good Boy Edition server and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails

    Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails
    Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.

    We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because Trading ct is the place to be! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle it.

    Join us if you want to trade like a boss and collect all the rare items your heart desires. Need more of a certain set? No problem, just hop on our server and make those trades happen!

    And if you happen to know her kik bcosby1122, well then you’re in for a treat! She’s the queen of all trades and will hook you up with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server

    CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own virtual world! Join us and play alongside your favorite virtual idols like Petra Gurin , Elira Pendora , and Finana Ryugu !

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the realms of OBSYDIA where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron pickaxe! Or explore the magical land of Ethyria with Millie Parfait , Enna Alouette , and Reimu Endou !

    Feeling adventurous? Join Luxiem and embark on a quest with Luca Kaneshiro , Shu Yamino , Ike Eveland , and Vox Akuma ! Or join Noctyx and face the darkness with Sonny Brisko , Uki Violeta , Alban Knox , and Fulgur Ovid !

    And that’s not all! Dive into the world of ILUNA with Maria Mari0nette , Aia Amare , Aster Arcadia , Scarle Yonaguni , and Ren Zott0 ! Or bask in the sunlight with XSOLEIL and D Dropscythe , Meloco Kyoran , Hex Haywire , Kotoka Torahime , and Ver Vermillion !

    Ready for a Krisis ? Join us and face the challenges with Vezalius Bandage , Tyrant Vanta , and YuQ Wilson ! Or team up with TTT and conquer the server with Kunai Nakasato , V Brightshield , and Claude Clawmark !

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with the Nijisanji EN crew! And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magic Items Found: 4940
    New Chunks Explored: 291071 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Time Warp

    Blocky Time Warp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

    Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7815 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

    Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

    Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

    Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

    Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Magic Items Found: 5926
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

    Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7555
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

    KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a chance to witness Megumin in all her glory with our exclusive upskirt pantyshot feature! Yes, you read that right – we have Megumin’s panties on display for all to see!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a unicorn that farts rainbows, a dragon that sings show tunes, and a leprechaun that gives out diamonds like they’re candy! You won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2321 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

    PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even hypothetical questions about poop on the floor are welcome. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’ve accidentally dropped a deuce while playing.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and discover the magical drying powers of Minecraft poop. Watch in awe as it dries out and stops smelling in record time. It’s a truly life-changing experience.

    And hey, if you’re feeling a bit frisky, we won’t judge if you’ve had some questionable relations with your dad. In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe space for all kinds of shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, you’re gay and that’s totally cool with us!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PhenotypeFunCraft: Post memes and build epic structures in /int/ server

    PhenotypeFunCraft: Post memes and build epic structures in /int/ server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with phenotype discussions and debates that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about genetics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Phenotype Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the most dominant genes. Will you come out on top and claim the title of Phenotype Champion?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of genetically modified llamas who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft to recruit new members for their army. Will you join forces with the llamas and help them conquer the world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a genetic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Down Under DigiCraft

    Down Under DigiCraft

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Do you want to join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect place for you!

    Introducing the Night Call Edition Server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you:

    • Wild Vtuber Adventures: Join our wacky community of Australian vtubers who are ready to take you on a journey like no other! From mech pilot tomboys to singing fairies, we’ve got it all!
    • Aussie Madness: Ever seen a computer science wobbegong shark streaming on Twitch? How about a demon sorceress or a professional kaiju? Only on our server!
    • Koala Cam: Need a break from all the chaos? Tune into our live koala cam and watch these adorable creatures in action!
    • Secret Fighting Game Aussie: Shhhh, it’s a secret! But we’ve got a hidden gem who’s a master at fighting games. Don’t tell anyone!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Double XP Madness: Gigantic & Newbie Character Craze!

    Double XP Madness: Gigantic & Newbie Character Craze!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Double XP weekend is coming up! Get ready to level up like never before and dominate the competition with your boosted skills.

    But that’s not all – we have a brand new character in development named Bolga, The Ogress. She’s a fierce warrior with a heart of gold (literally, her armor is made of gold). Join our server and be one of the first to test out this epic new character!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our community is filled with wwa boys who are always ready to lend a hand, crack a joke, or team up for some epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5017 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Village Vanishers Minecraft Server

    Village Vanishers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the wild wild west meets the digital realm! Imagine a world where cowboys ride pigs instead of horses and shoot arrows at creepers instead of bandits.

    Join our server for a chance to rebuild civilization from scratch by starting with a brand new population of players. Watch as the living standard slowly improves as we mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and tame the wilderness.

    But beware, as the immigrant mobs may try to sneak in and disrupt our progress. Will you be able to defend our borders and keep the population under control?

    So saddle up and join us on this wild ride as we recreate history in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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