Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Alien Abductions: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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