Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 8755
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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