Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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