Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Falling into the Void: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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