Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2317
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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