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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5658 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3821 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that you can use as currency. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where skeletons and zombies dance the night away to funky tunes.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us and become a true Champion!