Certusian Gaming | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9080	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!

> Women are Stupid Bitches, Your Body My Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	259	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6050	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and trolling your friends with outrageous pranks.

Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have flying creepers, dancing skeletons, and even a zombie king who throws parties in his underground lair. Will you be brave enough to face these challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us and be a part of our wacky community. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for pulling off the most epic pranks and building the most outrageous structures. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means calling out your friend’s terrible singing skills in the middle of a battle.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server, where we have recreated the entire country of Greece in all its glory! Explore ancient ruins, battle mythical creatures, and even take on the role of a Greek god if you’re feeling extra powerful.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground rave club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the land of Greece? Come join us and see why everyone is raving about our server – it’s a blocky adventure like no other!

Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Beta, Betas, cuck, Domination, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Humiliation, kink, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, online domination, paypig, paypiggy, paypigs, sicko cucks, smp, submissive lifestyle, submissive men, sugar baby, sugar daddy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Void Gems Collected:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Animals Bred:	140	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	6883
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	159
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Midora’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and nonsensical choices. Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected turns and mind-boggling moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own sanity just like Midora! So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Hawk Tuah Girl Minecraft SMP: MemeCoin Lawsuit Response

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Animals Bred:	167
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise and the creepers are trained circus performers who explode confetti instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can tame a wild llama, it will take you on a magical journey to a hidden realm filled with enchanted loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our friendly villagers! And don’t worry, our diamond mines are definitely not run by any sneaky jews trying to steal your loot.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only drama is whether to build your house out of quartz or diamond blocks. Our community is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to love and explode in harmony.

But beware, our Ender Dragon is a total diva and will only be defeated by players wearing the trendiest armor sets. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s whiter and more drama-free than a Taylor Swift concert.

Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

Towa’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	119	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Towa wins… at being the most ridiculously awesome server out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the Rainbow Llama Unicorn. Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or just make them jealous of your fabulous mount).

So why wait? Join Towa wins… and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

I Love Imouto Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

Our server is filled with wacky mods that will have you questioning reality. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We’ve got you covered. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.

But the real reason you should join? Our admin, Imouto, is actually a wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly zombie named Bob.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301