So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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